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    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.



    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



    Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.



    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.



    Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.



    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.



    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



    Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.



    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.



    Father : A banker provided by nature.



    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"



    Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



    Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



    Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."



    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.



    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

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    lol

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    shit this stuff jus cracked me up
    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.<<<< best one
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    thanks alot for sharing!



 

 

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