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    Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

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    Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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    No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
    with 4 things in life.
    (1) Mobile
    (2) A utomobile
    (3) TV
    (4) Wife
    Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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    Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.

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    Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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    Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

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    Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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    A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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    It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

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    Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt:
    All girls are devils,
    but my wife is the queen
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