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    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom

    Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

    Within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter

    With a vibrator.



    Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you

    Doing?'



    The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years

    Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as

    I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and

    Leave me alone.'



    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz

    Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom

    Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his

    Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.



    To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter

    Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this

    Thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a

    Husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'



    A couple days later, the wife came home from a

    Shopping trip ,

    Placed the groceries on the kitchen

    Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,

    Of all places, the living room. She entered that

    Area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,

    Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.



    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing

    Like crazy.



    The wife asked: 'What the **** Are you doing?'



    The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my

    Son-in-law.'






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    That's quirky!

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    Thank you dear for sharing .


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    lol this is an old joke. but thanks for sharing



 

 

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