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    * I recently went to the hardware store, and I bought some used paint... It was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
    * I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.
    * I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
    * Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
    * When I first read the dictionary I thought it was a long poem about everything.
    * I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
    * My doctor says I shouldn't work out any more until I'm in better shape. So I said "All right, don't send me a bill until I pay you."
    * In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." and then they told me "Nobody's perfect." so then I stopped practicing.
    * Last time I went to the grocery store I caused a lot of commotion cause I tried to buy that thing at the register that separates your food from the other guy's food... (feints distress) "No, I need this! You don't know what its like where I live..."
    * 24 Hour banking...I don't have time for that

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    lol i like this one the best

    * My doctor says I shouldn't work out any more until I'm in better shape. So I said "All right, don't send me a bill until I pay you."



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    Thanks !!!
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