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    ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
    SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
    WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
    MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
    MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
    MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
    SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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    "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
    Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
    Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
    Italian : How far is land, from here ?
    Sardarji : Two miles .
    Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
    I have got the experience of swimming even more.
    The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
    to the layer to ask something again.
    Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
    Sardarji : Downwards... !!
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    Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
    Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
    Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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    Q Why does sardarji bring binoculorses to his own marriage?
    A To see his far relatives.
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    Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
    beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
    "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
    So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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    Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
    This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
    then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
    While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
    "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
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    A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
    but he always started reading from the middle.
    A friend of his asked why he did so?"
    It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the
    middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
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    Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
    On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
    Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
    and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
    exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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    A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
    Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education
    on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
    two questions:
    1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
    2. How many seconds are there in a year?
    The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
    1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
    2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
    Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
    the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
    12 seconds in a year?"
    The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
    Saint Peter lets him in without another word
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



 

 

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