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    2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
    1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
    2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
    1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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    Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
    DR: Kya?
    Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
    Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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    Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
    Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
    Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
    Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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    A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
    "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
    After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1
    vari ticket to le le"
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    Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
    kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
    Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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    Hitler says,
    "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
    Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check
    karna tha na"
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    Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
    Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
    Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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    1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
    2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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    1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
    1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
    Sardar: Mere uper se aeroplane guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya
    cheez hai?
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    Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
    Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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    In bio practical:
    Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
    Sardar: I don't know.
    Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
    Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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    nice one



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    2 gud. jst awsome!!! thnx for sharin.
    rofl!!!!!!
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    niGaZ wHyLliN!!

 

 

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