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    Interviewer: What is skeleton?
    Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

    Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
    Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market..

    Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
    Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!


    Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
    Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchannahinpa raha


    Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
    Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..

    Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai.
    Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
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