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    Boy & Girl in restaurant


    Boy:- I Love u

    Girl:-I don't Love u

    Boy:- Think again?

    Girl:-I told u. No no & no

    Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

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    Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too.......
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    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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    80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not
    Stupid" Convention.

    The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
    Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

    A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The
    leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

    After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a
    little disappointed.

    Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
    another chance!"

    The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
    of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global
    broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."

    So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually
    says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets
    out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts
    crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
    eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

    The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
    "Four?"

    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump
    to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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    A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time."

    The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your P3Nis is bigger than your brother's.
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