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    The Psychiatric Hotline
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    Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

    If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

    If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.

    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice until it tells you which number to press.

    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

    If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

 

 

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