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    Default See , how people write leave Applications........ funny....

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    See , how people write leave Applications.
    It's murder of English language.. But Too Funny.

    Just Read It.




    The Leave Applications


    infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."


    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."



    Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."



    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."


    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"



    An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.."



    A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."



    Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."


    Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."


    Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



    Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



    A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post
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    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

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    lol. i thought my language was bad.



 

 

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