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    Talking 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer

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    About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
    contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
    work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
    engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
    I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
    am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just
    stop laughing!!")

    Relationship status : what?

    Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

    Age : 10111

    Here for: web browsing in company hours.

    Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

    Ethnicity : Programmer.

    Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

    Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

    Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

    Humor : weekly....

    Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag

    Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

    Drinking : The first is this.

    Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

    Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
    engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

    Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

    Webpage:, Isn't it Ultimate???

    Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking
    for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

    Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

    Activities: Are you crazy?

    Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored

    Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

    Tv shows : can't afford one.

    Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle



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