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    A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy....



    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
    distinct slowdown in the overallsystem performance, particularly in the and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
    system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
    but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate Woman



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    DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!

    Tech Support



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    lmao






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    lol another genius work lol TFS
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    lmaoo



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