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    NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANY GUJARATI HERE! ITS JUST AN JOKE!



    A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.


    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha

    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT ..
    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
    Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
    The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
    The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
    Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be
    divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

    Love Smita.


    PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

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    YAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

    NOW THTZ A TRU GUJJU RYT THER^^^^

    WOOOOO!!!!LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by кιηנαℓ View Post
    YAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

    NOW THTZ A TRU GUJJU RYT THER^^^^

    WOOOOO!!!!LOL
    lol.........Kinjal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ҜÍמĠ ðד ĶĬŇĢŠ View Post
    lol.........Kinjal
    wt?..itz tru..lol

    gujratiz gonna rob the whole world..lamoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by кιηנαℓ View Post
    wt?..itz tru..lol

    gujratiz gonna rob the whole world..lamoo
    yeh i agree wid u

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    Quote Originally Posted by кιηנαℓ View Post
    wt?..itz tru..lol

    gujratiz gonna rob the whole world..lamoo
    yea gujjus rock...

    nice joke btw

 

 

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