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    • A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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      Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
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    • A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
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    • What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
      It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

    • Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
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    • If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
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    • Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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      Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL..

    • Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
      Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

    • "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

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    :rolleyes:

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    very nice
    thanks alot for sharing



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    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    congratulation bhavik lol






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    Quote Originally Posted by Solution24 View Post
    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    congratulation bhavik lol
    when did he get married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ღ♥ ║вαву gυяℓ║ ♥ღ View Post
    when did he get married?

    u should know bout this






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    Quote Originally Posted by Solution24 View Post
    u should know bout this
    How m i supposed 2 no bout diz ting?

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    too early

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    Quote Originally Posted by dR Boy View Post
    too early
    Razi.. u got ur ansa

 

 

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