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    Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

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    Class teacher once said :

    " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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    once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

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    "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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    don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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    it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

    " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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    teacher in a furious mood...

    write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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    "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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    My manager started like this

    "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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    "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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    "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

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    LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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    Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

    "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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    Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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    "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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    Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

    "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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    Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

    "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
    Last edited by яυcнιяα; 05-31-2009 at 01:42 AM.

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    "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."


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    good one! thanks for sharing





 

 

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