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    The following are a sampling of real answers received
    on exams given by the California Department of
    Transportation's driving school...



    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
    A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


    Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.




    Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
    A: Your car.



    Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
    A: Be too drunk to find your keys.




    Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

    Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
    A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello' if she/he is cute.



    Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
    A: The color.



    Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
    A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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