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    Talking Dont Laugh...(Hindi)

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    Ek din,
    main Delhi pahuncha,
    Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
    pooncha.
    Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

    Maine khud hi
    rasta dhundh liya,
    Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
    "Bhai saab Lal
    Kile ka kitna loge?"
    Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

    Taxi
    chod, maine bus pakad li,
    Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein
    cigarette pi
    sakta hoon?"
    Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha
    cigarette
    pina mana hai."
    Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe
    hai!"
    Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

    Lal
    Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
    Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi
    manzil pe."
    Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke
    liye?"
    Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:
    "Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
    Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
    ke milte hain."

    Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
    Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
    "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
    Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh
    rahan hoon, Yahi
    padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

    Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe
    dekhte hi chownk pada,
    Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
    Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
    Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."

    Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
    kaha:
    "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
    hai,
    Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."
    Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
    khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
    Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

    Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
    "Areeee sunti ho, inhe
    jara apna chalis saal purana
    aachar to dikhana."
    Bhabiji ek baalti me rakha aachar le aayi.
    Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se
    kaha:
    "Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
    nahi?"
    Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko
    chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

    Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji
    apne potey ko sula rah thi,
    Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
    "Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
    Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se
    poocha:
    "Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"
    Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere
    grandson ka naam,
    Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
    Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
    Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh
    diya."
    Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
    rahi hai?"
    Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
    liye."

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    lol TFS nice one






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