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    Default The cuckoo clock...

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
    the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3

    Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
    him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with
    that one!)

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    3 times, then said, "oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the cat and farted."
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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