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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

    MARIA : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS : Maria!

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    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

    FRANK : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?

    FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”

    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

    TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?

    DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn’t have ten years ago.

    WINNIE : Me!
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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

    GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

    MILLIE : I is…

    TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”

    MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn’t punish him?”

    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
    your brother’s. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD : A teacher.

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    hahahahahahaha
    thanks bro . .
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    thanx for the laugh






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    lol nice jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by яαz View Post
    thanx for the laugh
    You are welcome Yaar, for passing

    thanks shaid

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    hahahahahahaha
    thanks yaar ^^

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    thanks for sharing........

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    thanks for the jokes



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    Quote Originally Posted by кнαℓηαуαк View Post
    thanks for the jokes
    You'r welcome yaar, for passing

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    looool
    hahahahhahah
    hehehehehehehehe
    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    dont repeat it again
    lol
    thanks for sharing lol








 

 

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