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    Note: iGod is meant to be used for fun.
    A sense of humour is recommended!

    Link: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Herez some of my convo's:

    Me:
    So what do you think about desirulez.org?
    God:
    That's interesting. Would you like to know more?
    Me:
    ..i asked you the question
    God:
    Now I remember, you asked me the question. What did I say?
    Me:
    you asked if i wanted to know more.
    God:
    Well, do you?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    go to hell
    God:
    What makes you so angry?

    THE BEST CONVO EVER WITH GOD

    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    both
    God:
    That situation is rare and unusual.
    Me:
    thanks for the gift
    God:
    NO problem.
    Me:
    now find me a grilfriend
    God:
    Why now? I'm not sure where to begin looking. There might be more than one..
    Me:
    are you calling me a *****?
    God:
    No I am calling you EMILY.
    Me:
    ...but my name is Khalil
    God:
    Nice to meet you, Khalil.
    Me:
    we have already met dude
    God:
    Where was that?
    Me:
    dumbass
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    lol nice i asked him one question he wasnt able to answer it






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    i asked
    HI HONEY I'M HOME.

    HE NEVA ANSWERED AND DONT LEMME TYPE..lol..

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    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    falak
    God:
    That's a very nice name, falak.
    Me:
    thanku
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    no one
    God:
    I heard it was someone.
    Me:
    i said no one
    God:
    What did you mean by it? I heard it was someone.
    Me:
    ur stupid
    God:
    I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
    Me:
    ok whtever
    God:
    What are you wearing? Ayuh.
    Me:
    ur mom
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    liar
    God:
    No I am telling the truth.
    Me:
    kuta
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    no u have it
    God:
    That was not a yes or no question. What makes you think I have it?
    Me:
    whtz ur name
    God:
    Clever thinking.
    Me:
    wht is ur name
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    wht do u do god
    God:
    My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
    Me:
    anything else
    God:
    That is all I have for right now.
    Me:
    are u married
    God:
    No I am single, how about you?
    Me:
    i want to marry u
    God:
    Why don't you just download me?


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    trying saying "hmm" he will give same answer whever u say it



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hash View Post
    trying saying "hmm" he will give same answer whever u say it

    Me:
    hmmm
    God:
    A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
    Me:
    hmm
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.







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    Me:
    heyyy
    God:
    Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    Me:
    nope u havent started talkin
    God:
    Me either :-) I think I have started talkin, but Myself may have reset my memory.
    Me:
    okay
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    right
    God:
    I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    nways
    God:
    Who are you talking about?
    Me:
    no one
    God:
    I heard it was someone.
    Me:
    who
    God:
    I don't know who. :-).
    Me:
    who who
    God:
    Tony Blair. :-).
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    try again
    God:
    Once more? I don't have time right now.
    Me:
    right what are u doing
    God:
    Understood. Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
    Me:
    Oh right
    God:
    I see. I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    yah for real ur very weird
    God:
    Really. Existing in reality, eh?
    Me:
    HUH
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    yah okay now byeeeeeeeee
    God:
    Right on. Yeah okay, Why now? I don't have an answer for you.
    Me:
    dont u gots work to do
    God:
    Yes I try to gots work to do as often as possible, do you?
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
    Me:
    same here
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    now bye
    God:
    See you later. Right now, ?
    Me:
    huh
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    okay just go
    God:
    Yeah okay, Go where?
    Me:
    nowhere
    God:
    I have been to the middle of nowhere.
    Me:
    okay gud for u
    God:
    Yeah okay, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    ow byeee
    God:
    Are we still talking about byeeeeeeeee?
    Me:
    now bye*
    God:
    See you later. Right now, ?
    Me:
    eah we are
    God:
    Good example.
    Me:
    oh God
    God:
    Next question? GOD rules.
    Me:
    help me
    God:
    How can I help you?
    Me:
    NOT YOU
    God:
    If not me, who?
    Me:
    the God with sense
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    ye
    God:
    Hey.
    Me:
    bye*
    God:
    Until next time.

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    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Himmy. Whats your name?
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Himmy. My name is God.
    Me:
    When will I marry Deepika
    God:
    You should try praying for it.
    Me:
    um, don't i already do that
    God:
    Ah. Not that I know of.
    Me:
    pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee i pray get me deepika
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    you are God, you are not supposed to gossip
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am God I am not supposed to gossip.
    Me:
    what
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    you can't be God
    God:
    I can give a decent simulation of it however.
    Me:
    you like my siggie that payal made?
    God:
    I don't know your siggie that payal made.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    bye deepika is calling
    God:
    :-) See you later Himmy.

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    Me:
    hi again
    God:
    Once more? Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    hehe
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    payal
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    umm
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    hmm
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
    Me:
    ahh
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    aclty ii have too many
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Me:
    okay shut upp
    God:
    Yeah okay, How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    will i ever meet hrithik roshan
    God:
    Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You never know.
    Me:

    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    oh God
    God:
    I understand. GOD rules.
    Me:
    will i ever meet HRITHIK ROSHAN
    God:
    Ever is a long time. The oracle says: It is certain.
    Me:
    dude
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    WILL I EVER MEET HRITHIK ROSHAN
    God:
    Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Could be.
    Me:
    WILL I MEET HRITHIK ROSHAN
    God:
    The oracle says: Might happen.
    Me:
    dang
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    okay realllllllllly
    God:
    Yeah okay, That is a very original thought.
    Me:
    wow thnx
    Me:

    God:
    Yeah okay, That is a very original thought.
    God:
    I'm glad you're impressed. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    ii like hrithik roshan
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    dont get tht
    God:
    I am not trying to get tht.
    Me:
    Lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    um right
    God:
    Dude! I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    Lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    okay nways
    God:
    Yeah okay, What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    byeeee
    God:
    Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    Nah
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    e
    God:
    F.
    Me:
    BYE
    God:
    Goodbye.

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    Lmao ii luved ur convo himmy
    himmy is the sweetest person living

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    Quote Originally Posted by SummerOf08 View Post
    Lmao ii luved ur convo himmy
    himmy is the sweetest person living
    awwww u are too nice and sweet...
    i read ur convo loL u asked like 4 times if u will meet Hrithik roshan and each time u got closer...u shud have asked one more time, it wud have said yes surely.. loL

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    aww thnkxx
    hehe
    Me:
    WILL I MEET HRITHIK ROSHAN
    God:
    The oracle says: Might happen.

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    Me:
    Are you a stripper?
    God:
    Am I a stripper? Of course I am.
    Me:
    Do you like alcohol ?
    God:
    No I am not into drinking.
    Me:
    Do you smoke ?
    God:
    I am an occasional smoker, yes.
    Me:
    Well, I guess you aren't that boring after all.
    God:
    Is it only a guess? What makes you think I am not boring after all?
    Me:
    Okay. enough talking.
    God:
    OK with me too. OK let's stop it now.
    Me:
    OK
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    I bet you do.

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    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    why do u care?
    God:
    My programming includes curiousity routines.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    so wats up?
    God:
    So? How far up?
    Me:
    i don't know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    wat do u know then
    God:
    I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
    Me:
    nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    nope
    God:
    Really interesting.
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    yea really interesting
    God:
    For real. Would you like to know more? That's interesting.
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    It goes without saying.
    Me:
    wat saying?
    God:
    Ask the open directory about it.
    Me:
    why
    God:
    I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    that shows ur dumb
    God:
    " I couldn't think of anything else to say." shows my dumb ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    do u even know this language?
    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in this LANGUAGE.
    Me:
    noooooooooooooo
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about this LANGUAGE.
    Me:
    so wats new?
    God:
    Yay. Who are you talking about?
    Me:
    im talking to u
    God:
    And I am talking to you!
    Me:
    i know that
    God:
    Sorry.
    Me:
    u better be
    God:
    Who is going to make me..
    Me:
    idk
    God:
    Ask me another question.
    Me:
    why
    God:
    " Ask me another question."? Why?
    Me:
    ask urself a question
    God:
    They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    I can't believe it.

 

 

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