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    A Canadian frustrated with the process of applying for passport...

    I知 off to London and Paris for two weeks so I thought this was fitting as I just went through the process of getting my passport.


    Dear Mr. Minister,

    I知 in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

    How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
    My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I致e filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver痴 license, on the last eight goddamn passports I致e had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I致e had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother痴 name is Maryanne, my father痴 name is Robert and I壇 be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!

    I apologize, Mr. Minister. I知 really pissed off this morning. Between you an me, I致e had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f*ckin address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals *ssholes workin there?
    Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don稚 want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

    And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh|t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I壇 sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, 団ause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another f*ckn copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!

    Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
    Nooooo, that壇 be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You壇 rather have us running all over the f*ckin place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some *sshole to confirm that it痴 really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we池e not allowed to smile?! (f*ckin morons)

    Hey, you know why we can稚 smile? We池e totally pissed off!
    Signed - An Irate f*cking Canadian Citizen.

    P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it痴 me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang.

    I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

    However, I have to get someone 訴mportant to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f*cking CHINA !!!
    Hamilton, Ontario Canada



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