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    Talking animal jokes

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    A: Because it was a double-crosser.

    Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
    A: To take over the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A: To get to the other slide.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
    A: To get to the other tide.

    Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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