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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no
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    Man : How old is your father?
    Boy : As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
    Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
    Teacher : How?
    Student : Ladies first.

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    Waiter : Iíve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frogís leg.
    Customer : Donít tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

    Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
    Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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    Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
    Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football
    and the game went into extra time.
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    Girl : Do you love me?
    Boy : Yes Dear.
    Girl : Would you die for me?
    Boy : No, mine is undying love.

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    thxx....i like the last onee...

 

 

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