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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf
    club.
    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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    Thanks 4 Sharing!

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    lol awesome thank you for shring it

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
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    lol good one but old jk
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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