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  1. #1
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    Mar 2008
    aapke dil mein reheta hu

    Talking A Dinner with girlfriend

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    A Dinner with girlfriend

    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

    "Hello, could you give me condom.

    I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;

    he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.

    She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and

    I think I might strike it lucky there too."

    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and

    as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,

    "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and

    when she sees me she always makes eyes,

    and since she invited me for dinner,

    I think she is expecting me to make a move!

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,

    the sister on his right and the mum facing him.

    When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

    "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

    A minute later the boy is still praying;

    "Thank you Lord for your kindness."

    Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

    The others look at each other surprised and

    his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

    She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

    The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.

  2. #2
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    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    lol TFS good one



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