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    I'm getting married *screams* : aa
    Abdul: wa
    I'm getting married *screams* : what's going on?
    Abdul: nothing much.
    I'm getting married *screams* : did u get any word on the banquet hall?
    Abdul: ugh
    Abdul: i tried everywhere ayesha and every place was so expensive
    I'm getting married *screams* : OMG!!!
    I'm getting married *screams* : abdul!!
    Abdul:
    I'm getting married *screams* : do you know much it sucks to wait! we've been waiting to get this nikkah done for months!
    Abdul: sorry
    I'm getting married *screams* : omg this is retarted
    Abdul: *retarded
    I'm getting married *screams* : shut upp
    Abdul: are you mad at me?
    I'm getting married *screams* : maybe
    Abdul: Well I have an idea (i)
    I'm getting married *screams* : oh this will be good
    Abdul: we can have an online nikkah
    I'm getting married *screams* : a what?!
    Abdul: yeah! it should be easy to do. i think everyone we need is online right now. let's get it done!
    I'm getting married *screams* : oh wow
    Abdul: come on, i'm sinning right now just typing to you. let's nikkah this thing asap!
    I'm getting married *screams* : arright arright lemme call my abbu and tell him the story... that u r being stingy and don't want to book a banquet hall and just want to do it online lolzz
    Abdul: lol
    I'm getting married *screams* : brb
    Abdul: k

    I'm getting married *screams* : omg my dad agrees haha
    Abdul: hahah i knew it. we're sooo stereotypical memons eh
    I'm getting married *screams* : yeah lolz
    I'm getting married *screams* : ok now what
    Abdul: well i jsut explained to imam saab our ordeal. he has agreed to perform the nikkah
    Abdul: *just
    I'm getting married *screams* : phew

    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: Salam Imam.
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : wut da
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : hu added me?!
    Abdul: Imam it was me. i talked to you about it in the other window remember?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : oh yeah
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : do u no da hole ish?
    Abdul: sorry?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : fiqh man
    I'm getting married *screams* : imam i dont think u should substitute that as a curse word
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : wha?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : LOL
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : no no i meant the fiqh of a nikkah.
    Abdul: oh
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : hah yeah my bad.
    Abdul: hmmm i know the basics.
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : no worries ill talk u threw it k?
    Abdul: k
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : first thing iz we need yo hunny bunny 2 leave da chat window
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : then we be needin her pops yknow wha im sayin?
    Abdul: so she has to leave and bring her dad in?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : str8 up
    Abdul: ok you got that ayesha? stay online but leave the window. and tell your dad to get online. i think he's on my list for some reason.
    I'm getting married *screams* : lolz my dad? he doesnt use msn 2 much. arright ill let him know.

    I'm getting married *screams* has left the conversation.

    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : so where'd u 2 meet?
    Abdul: oh u know. she liked to view my naseeb journal and i liked her profile. a few salams and some private messages later it turned into a full blown fest on MSN
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : aww man astagfirullah
    Abdul: I know. thats why we're doing this nikkah.
    Abdul: nice her dad is on

    dr. khan (phd) has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: salams uncle
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" :
    dr. khan (phd): haalo?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : duz da pops no da dillio?
    dr. khan (phd): ajeeb
    Abdul: hahah uncle i invited you in... you have to be part of the nikah.
    Abdul: basically you are speaking on behalf of Ayesha
    Abdul: you there uncle?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : damn dis nigga types slow. itz been saying "dr. khan (phd) is typing a message" for ages.
    dr. khan (phd): Yes I Am Here.
    dr. khan (phd): Please Hurry.
    dr. khan (phd): Tea Is Almost Ready.
    Abdul: lol
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : LOL wut a playa
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : anyhoo letz git dis sho on da road
    Abdul: okay.
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : arright first ting ... u 2 mofos agreed to get hitch'd yeh? none of dis wuz forced?
    Abdul: yeah... it was all us.
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : aight ... u have seen her b4 yeh? its good to no what she lookz like
    Abdul: yeah she sent me a pic of her
    dr. khan (phd): Ahh??
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : UH OH ... busted! lol
    Abdul: no no she had hijab on its all good.
    dr. khan (phd):
    Abdul: heh.
    Abdul: yeah.
    Abdul: hey imam you there?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : a/s/l?
    Abdul: WHAT?
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : oh sorry man rong window lol
    Abdul: imam! hahah. i thought you were married!
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : I am. slots #2, #3, #4 still open
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : heh just remember u 2 dawgs arent like hitched yet aight. dont get hanky panky yet till we r done aight?
    Abdul: k
    The Imam - "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" : aight aight. we need 2 witnesses. 1 dawg & 2 dawgettes or 2 dawgs. either way man.
    Abdul: I got two guys that aren't doing anything. They've already changed their screen name so they're all set.






 

 

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