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03-16-2010, 04:50 PM #1NιѕнyGuest
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to StateLAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF DOOR BELL:
When you are alone at home and go to toilet, the door bell will ring.
03-16-2010, 06:08 PM #2
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
lol @ 2nd one
03-21-2010, 06:54 PM #3NιѕнyGuest
03-21-2010, 06:55 PM #4
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
thank u notty