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    Nιѕнy
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    Talking Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

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    LAW OF QUEUE:

    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


    LAW OF TELEPHONE:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


    BATH THEOREM:
    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT:

    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


    THEATRE RULE:
    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


    LAW OF COFFEE:
    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


    LAW OF DOOR BELL:
    When you are alone at home and go to toilet, the door bell will ring.

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    lol @ 2nd one

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    Nιѕнy
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    hehe

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    thank u notty

 

 

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