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    Boss : Where were you born ?
    Santa : Punjab .
    Boss : which part ?
    Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.

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    Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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    Santa : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
    Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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    Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why you are removinga wheel from your auto.
    Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

    Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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    Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
    Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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    On a romantic day Santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Santa : Ya sure, do you want landline or mobile.

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    Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door?.....

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    Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

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    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: I'm falling in love.

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    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
    Jeeto: Why 3?
    Santa: For you and your parents

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    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
    drank poison & said,
    Ab kaato saalo, sub maroge!

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    Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is "all India Radio!"

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    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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