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    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick,well dressed, gentleman
    She asked, "Can I help you?"
    "I want to see Trisha," he replied.
    "Sir, Trisha is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you should
    see someone else." "No, I must see Trisha."
    Just then Trisha appears and announced to the man that she charged R10 000 per visit.
    Without blinking the man reached into his pocket and handed her R10 000. The two went up to the room for an hour.
    The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Trisha. Trisha
    explained that it was rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there was no discount, her price remained at R10 000 a visit.
    Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later he left. When he showed up on the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Trisha R10 000, and they went up to the room.
    At the end of an hour Trisha questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services for three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
    The gentleman replied, "Im from Phoenix ."
    "Really," she replied. "I have family there."
    "Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father died and I am your
    sister's attorney.
    She asked me to give you your R30 000 inheritance."

    Moral of the story - some things in life are certain:

    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. and being screwed by an attorney



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    lolloo dis was a good nne
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    nicee one

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