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Thread: sardar jokes.......
01-03-2010, 07:02 AM #1
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,
THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR
Santa: Yesterday i saw my wife going into a theater with a stranger...
Banta: Whatt?? did u follow them into theater...
Santa: Oye na na... why should i? I had already seen d movie.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Don't Forget to say Thanks
01-04-2010, 08:32 PM #2
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lol thanks yosorry dude .... Hash
01-20-2010, 06:18 AM #7
01-20-2010, 07:03 AM #8
it shud be in jokes corner
Once I was called the Best,
now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
DR AWARDS COMING SOON
01-21-2010, 04:52 AM #9