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    SADARJI bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

    SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
    Friend: Really, what is he studying?
    SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

    SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    SADARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


    SADARI : If I die, will you remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
    SADARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


    SADARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
    Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
    SADARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'


    SADARJI comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'


    SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
    He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

    SADARJI : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    SADARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

    Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
    SADARJI : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'


    Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*
    Call centre girl:* Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know current bill status*
    Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *

    Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf..*
    Friend:* How do you know?*
    Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new *

    Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
    Sardar:* ZEBRA*
    Teacher:* How?*
    Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *

    Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..*
    Sardar to judge:* You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame?


    Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
    Manager:* Do you know MS Office?*
    Sardar:* If you give me the address I will go there sir.

    Sardar in airplane going to Bombay ..
    While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay "*
    Air hostess said: *"B silent."*
    Sardar:* "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"

    Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
    Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! *


    Sardar:* Miss, you called to my mobile?*
    Teacher: *Me? No, why?*
    Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

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    Nιѕнy
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    lol hilarious thnx for sharin

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    u welcome dear

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

 

 

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