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    Talking Which Shaving Cream Do You Use? and more other jokes

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    Which Shaving Cream Do U Use


    Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

    Customer : Kumar’s.

    S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

    C : Kumar’s.

    S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

    C : Kumar’s ?

    S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

    C : Kumar’s.

    S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is

    It an international company ?

    C : No, he is my room mate.





    All flowers don't represent love but rose did it.

    All animals cannot speak but parrot did it.

    All donkeys cannot read but u did it!





    Ur Tarriff plan has changed!

    Now make calls acc. To d size of ur Brain.

    D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.

    Don't worry yaar, u can make free calls!!





    Easy to say - Difficult to stay..

    Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...

    Difficulty is a part of Life...

    But That's the reason...

    Why Girlfriend is never a wife?





    Q): Why do Gods stay up in heaven?

    A): Because they are afraid of what they have created!


    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
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    gud 1z









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    hey thnks

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

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    Y is this in the poetry section ?

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    loll omg hahahj
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cray View Post
    Y is this in the poetry section ?
    becoz dat tym i didnt know where 2 post jokes but know i know

    mods cn shift it in jokes corner

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

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    moved









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    thnks shwity

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

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    i use kumar's too






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    Quote Originally Posted by PremHeerCraze View Post
    thnks shwity
    damn she said shawtyy
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Quote Originally Posted by eminent faith View Post
    damn she said shawtyy
    i said shwity not shwaty.....

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
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    lol...hahahahah..1st one is EPIC

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    nice ones deepu
    thnxx

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    u welcome nishu

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

 

 

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