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    Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
    Santa: What was that for?
    Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
    Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
    Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
    Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
    Santa: now what happened?
    Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.


    Santa: That girl is deaf
    Banta: How do you know?
    Santa: I said I love her, she said her chappals are new


    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


    CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.


    CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
    MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


    PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


    PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
    MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha,Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


    MUNNA BHAI: Circuit,bole to yeh Ford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
    MUNNA BHAI: To phir,yeh Oxford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT: Bole to,simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole to Baelgaadi.


    Sardar 1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
    Sardar2:-Birla cement
    Sardar1:-Kyun?
    Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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