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    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Khali Swiss Bank Main Maal Pani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Ideas Hain Naye Naye,
    Problem Wahi Poorani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Hong Kong Main Honeymoon,
    New York Main Mere Nani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Kapdey Hain Amreeki,
    Gadiyan Hain Japani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Panch Saal Main Char Government,
    Dekhi, Suni na Jaani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.

    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani,
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.




    Students ki pehchan

    Yeh student ki pehchan hai
    Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai
    Mashoor yeh shaitan hai
    Yeh student ki pehchan hai
    Parhna isey aata nahi
    Class kabhi jata nahi
    Canteen iss ki jaan hai
    Yeh student ki pehchan hai
    Jalson mein sab se aage hain
    Naron mein sab se aagey hain
    Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai
    Yeh student ki pehchan hai
    Larkiyon ke peechey hai para
    Jo larki gussa ho zara
    Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai
    Yeh student ki pehchan ha


    Disadvantages of chemistry

    Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
    Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah Accident Hota

    Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
    Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

    Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
    Sansoon main Eter ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

    Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Payar
    Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol ka Khumar

    Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsas
    Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas

    Nazrain milien, reaction huwa
    Kuch is tarah Love ka Production huwa

    Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke Chakar aisay
    Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hoon jaisay

    Us din hamaray Test ka Confirmation huwa
    Jab us ke dady se hamara Introduction huwa

    Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pare
    Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

    Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
    Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

    Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray Armanoon Bhara Beaker
    Aur hum Chup rahay Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

    Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
    Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

    Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
    Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.



    Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha

    Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
    Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
    Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

    Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
    Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
    Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
    Muskurate huye kehna ki..
    Darling chai to pi lo,
    Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..

    Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
    Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
    Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
    Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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    5 saal baad....


    Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
    Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
    Aaj office jao to munna ko
    School chodte hue jana........ ......

    Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
    Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
    Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
    Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

    Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
    Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
    Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
    Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

    Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
    Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge


    Usne kaha kon ho Tum?

    Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
    Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari

    Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
    Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari

    Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
    Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari

    Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
    Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi

    Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
    Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

    Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
    Mai ne kaha KismatHamari

    Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
    Mai ne kaha Sorry BAJI

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