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    Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to
    Ramgadh for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which
    he had ordered. They reach ramgad and start shouting:

    Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar
    software, jo hamneorder kiya tha?' Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.


    Kaalia : 'Kya laye ho dhaniya?'

    Dhaniya : 'Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.'

    Kaalia : 'Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare
    liye banaya? Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni betike baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!'


    Thakur comes out of his house with anger,


    saying:
    'Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki
    Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye
    software
    banana band kar diya hai'




    Kaalia - 'Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
    programmers hire kiye hain kya??'

    Thakur - 'Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai'.



    Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra)
    working on a PC on one water tank and Jay


    (Amitabh)on another water tank, punching the keys of
    a Laptop.

    Kaalia starts laughing and
    says : Haa Haa...Ye log
    programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS
    commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon,
    thakur ne data entry operators ki software company
    banaayi hai'




    Veeru shouts: 'Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log
    consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain'
    Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:
    Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho
    gaya'

    Kaalia - 'Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata
    chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar
    software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein
    virus daal dega'




    At the GABBAR's den...
    GABBAR : 'Kittnay bugs thay'?
    KALIA : 'Do sarkaar'
    GABBAR : 'Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahie

    kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus
    hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi..
    Barobbar milegi'[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
    Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?'
    Sambaa : Chhey(6) Sarkaar.
    GABBAR : 'Session chhey aur programmer teen.Bahoot
    naa-insaafi hai.


    [logout.. logout... logout....]
    Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?'
    KAALIA : 'Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha,
    sarkar?'
    GABBAR : 'To ab documentation likh !!!'
    [LOGOUT.....]

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    thanks






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    hahahaha great work



    Muhammad Mohsin Bhatti




 

 

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