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    Below given are True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around U.K.


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    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
    Customer: A white one...

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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
    Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ?
    Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
    Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
    Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry .


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    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left ?

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    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ?
    Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !

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    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ?
    Customer: No.

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    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.




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    Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
    Customer: It's not working.
    Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ?
    Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: OK
    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?
    Customer: Yes
    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !

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    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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    A customer couldn't get on the internet.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ?
    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ?
    Customer: Five stars.

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    Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !

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    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ?
    Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ?
    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ?
    Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ?

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    Helpdesk: How may I help you ?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ?

 

 

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