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Thread: Salesman Customer
12-16-2009, 01:36 AM #1
Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He's at home.
Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the same customer returns.
Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.
Salesman: Do you have a cat?
Salesman: Well.where is she?
Customer: She's at home!
Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the customer returns again.
Salesman: What's in the sack?
Customer: Put your hand inside.
Salesman: Hmmm.It's warm and moist! What is it?
Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper...... lmfaoD-pain "D" Gangsta!!
12-16-2009, 09:05 AM #2
12-16-2009, 09:21 AM #3
sorry dude .... Hash
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05-13-2010, 07:11 PM #4