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    Where Is Jesus Today ?

    A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
    might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
    season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that
    the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he
    asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

    Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

    Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

    Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's
    in our bathroom!!!"

    The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
    response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
    He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

    And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
    the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"





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    ha ha ha ha ha!!!

 

 

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