Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    "dR's Only Billionaire" www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Alert, Nunavut, Canada
    Posts
    2,686

    Default Time to go home....

    Follow us on Social Media





    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

    After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.

    After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.

    The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

    The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home





    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....
    http://www.desirulez.net/health-fitn...al-stress.html
    #2000 http://www.desirulez.net/jokes-corne...-cravings.html




  2. #2

    Default thanks

    thanks

  3. #3
    Landed To DesiRulez www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    14

    Default

    hahahaaaaa

  4. #4
    Banned www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    23

    Thumbs up

    its very very funny

  5. #5
    Banned www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    23

    Thumbs up

    keep up the good work. dont stop posting funny jocks.

  6. #6
    New Arrivals
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Location
    Namibia
    Posts
    3

    Default Time to go home

    Not really a joke, but still funny when you say it to someone.



    Remember the first time you had sex? To bad no one was there to share it with.

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •