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    Talking a south african joke

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    President Zuma meets with the Queen of England He asks her,

    "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are

    there any tips you can give to me?"

    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround

    yourself with intelligent people."


    Zuma frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really

    intelligent?"



    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them

    to answer an intelligence riddle."



    The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair

    in here, would you?"

    Tony Blair walks into the room "Yes, my Queen?"

    The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and

    Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your

    sister.

    Who is it?"

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be

    me."

    "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

    Back in Cape town , President Zuma asks to speak with Julius Malema.

    "Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.

    It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says Julius. "Let me get back to you on that one."

    Julius goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him

    an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into

    Mark Lottering.

    Julius looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he

    whispers, Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have
    a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Mark whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!"


    Julius smiles and says "Thanks!"

    Julius goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Zuma. "Say, I did

    some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark

    Lottering."



    Zuma gets up, stomps over to Julius, and angrily yells into his

    face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"




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    thanks alot
    mai F ko F hee Bolta ho lolzzz

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    heard this one b4






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    Lolz, good one !

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    ... nice one..

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    Thanks guys.



 

 

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