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    A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

    Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
    Inspector :-What is her height?
    Husband :-I never checked.
    Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
    Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.
    Inspector :-Color of eyes?
    Husband :-Never noticed.
    Inspector :-Color of hair?
    Husband :-Changes according to season.
    Inspector :-What was she wearing?
    Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
    Inspector :-Was she driving?
    Husband :-yes.
    Inspector :-Color of the car? . . . . .
    Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying
    Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.





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