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    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend, then spending a wonderful honeymoon in the Hawaiian Islands.

    One evening after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golf equipment.

    His wife was standing nearby watching him intently.

    After a long period of silence she finally speaks.....”Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married I think it’s time you quit playing golf! Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart.”

    Tim gets this horrified, exasperated look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

    “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

    “Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

    “I wasn’t!” replied Tim.





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