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    Top 13 Warning Labels the FDA is considering placing on beer and alcohol bottles
    13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

    11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

    10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

    9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

    8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

    7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

    6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

    5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

    4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

    3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

    1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.





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