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    Default After the Texan wedding....

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    ... the newlywed cowboy rides home with his bride.

    It's a long way back to his ranch, and the horse has to carry both him and his bride, so it stumbles, nearly throwing off the two riders.

    The cowboy calmly straightens up the reins, waits for the horse to gather and says nothing, except, very calmly:

    "One."

    Further down the way, a small pile of dirt let the horse stumble again, and again without being fazed in any way, the cowboy lets the horse get up without a word, except a calm:

    "Two."

    As the sun goes down over the prairie, they are near the ranch.

    The horse, overlooking a root, stumbles a third time.

    Calmly, the cowboy says:

    "Three."

    He gets off the horse, helps off his bride, takes his gun and shoots the horse.

    His bride is shocked!

    "How could you, you monster!

    This poor beast carried us all the way and you shoot it in cold blood!

    Had I known this, I'd never have married you!"

    "One."





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