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    A farmer had been taken several times by a local car dealer.
    One day, the car dealer informed the farmer
    that he was coming over to purchase a cow.

    The farmer priced the unit as follows:

    Basic Cow $ 999.95
    Shipping and Handling 35.75
    Extra Stomach 79.25
    Two-tone Exterior 142.10
    Produce Storage Compartment 128.50
    Heavy Duty Straw Chopper 189.60
    4-Spigot/High Output Drain System 149.20
    Automatic Fly Swatter 88.50
    Genuine Cowhide Upholstery 170.80
    Deluxe Dual Horns 59.25
    Automatic Fertilizer Attachment 339.40
    4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly 884.16
    Pre-Delivery Wash and Comb 69.80

    Farmer Suggested List Price $ 3336.26
    Additional Dealer Adjustment 300.00

    Total list price
    (including options) $ 3636.26
    Tax and Ear Tags 418.00

    TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE $ 4054.26
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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