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09-09-2009, 07:24 PM #1
Retarded Questions in Restaurants!
# "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.
# "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
# "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
# "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
# "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
# "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
# "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
# "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
# "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
# "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.
# "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.
# "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.
# "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.
# "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"
# "What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.
# "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.
# "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"
# "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"
# "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"
# "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"
# "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.
# "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.
# "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.
# "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.
# "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.
# "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.
# "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"