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09-09-2009, 03:04 AM #1
The Little White Lies We Tell KidsYes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus
And an Easter Bunny, and a Tooth Fairy... The notion of Saint Nick sliding down the chimney with a bag full of dreams come true is part of the magic of childhood. Bonus for parents: the awesome power of Santa's insight into whether your child has been naughty or nice has been known to stifle a tantrum or two.
Careful, your face will freeze that way
We're not sure where this one started, but it took an embarrassingly long time before we realized that if we crossed our eyes and the wind blew, we wouldn't be stuck that way forever.
We sent Bingo to a farm so he could play outside
That farm must be getting pretty crowded, given all the family pets we know that were shipped off to the great dog run in the sky. You know, so they could get more fresh air and run around and play with other doggies.
It tastes just like candy
This little white lie isn't as harmless as you may believe. If your child equates medicine with candy, the bottles in your medicine cabinet will be much more enticing than they should be. Keep little ones from getting tempted by telling it like it is.
If you eat the seeds, you'll grow a tree in your stomach
Another dubious claim of mysterious origin, that we are embarrassed to admit we bought into until we were older than we'd like to admit (we still don't swallow our gum for fear of growing a gum tree in our stomachs). Presumably, this harmless little lie started to prevent wee ones from choking.
SpongeBob isn't on today
OK, it's a cop out. But really, sometimes it's just easier to blame the word "no" on circumstances beyond parental control - things like the store was sold out of ice cream or the park is closed today. We won't tell.
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waww ......sorry dude .... Hash