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01-15-2014, 04:03 PM #1
How to get to Heaven from Ireland(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE F OOKN' DEAD.'
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01-18-2014, 08:41 PM #2
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01-23-2014, 12:07 PM #3
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Ha hah ha.. Good joke. Thanks for sharing
02-02-2014, 08:40 PM #4
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