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    The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.

    "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

    "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

    "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

    "Of course I can run," said the freshman.

    He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

    "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

    The freshman hesitated for a few seconds, "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."





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