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    Various forms of this have been out for years but it's clever nonetheless.




    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    BARACK OBAMA:
    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
    chicken wanted CHANGE!


    JOHN MC CAIN:
    My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
    to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
    side of the road.


    HILLARY CLINTON:
    When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
    the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
    from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
    deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......


    DR. PHIL:
    The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
    first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
    after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
    help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
    problems before adding 'NEW' problems.


    OPRAH:
    Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
    wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
    from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
    give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
    not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


    GEORGE W. BUSH:
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
    know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
    either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


    COLIN POWELL:
    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
    of the chicken crossing the road...

    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
    allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


    JOHN KERRY:
    Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
    It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
    intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.


    NANCY GRACE:
    That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
    eyes and the way he walks.


    PAT BUCHANAN:
    To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


    MARTHA STEWART:
    No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
    standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
    dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
    information.


    DR SEUSS:
    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
    chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die in the rain. Alone.


    JERRY FALWELL:
    Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
    That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
    is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
    I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
    the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the
    other side.
    That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
    simple as that.


    GRANDPA:
    In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


    BARBARA WALTERS:
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
    chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
    experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
    life long dream of crossing the road.


    ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


    JOHN LENNON:
    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


    BILL GATES:
    I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
    will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
    book.
    Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
    This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&;^(C%
    .........reboot.


    ALBERT EINSTEIN:
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
    chicken?


    BILL CLINTON:
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
    chicken?



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    thanx gr8 post






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    lmfaoo, awesome post man

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    LMFAO amazing!

    thnx for da sig payal!


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    The Perfect answer to that question has to be by hemingway:

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die in the rain. Alone.


    LMOA @ Einstein:

    ALBERT EINSTEIN:
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
    chicken?

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    lol...thanks for sharing..

 

 

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